What can you find by getting lost?

Ever find yourself lost?

You might be a person who traditionally would prefer to cut your head off rather than ask for directions. You might also be a guy. Not that I am even hinting at a connection between gender and requesting assistance with global positioning. No. Not at all.

Siri has eased that tension a bit because, let’s face it, lots of people are quite fine with asking a fake person for directions.

The truth is, though, mostly nobody enjoys being lost.

However, my husband and I learned a while back that there’s a lot to be found when you’re ignorantly wandering around in the wilderness…so to speak..

What’s so great about today?

How’s your head lately?

Maybe your mind is a whirling dervish, bouncing around the room and off the walls, jumping in and out of windows and slamming doors. You’re thinking about–oh, you name it:

all the stuff you have to do,

all the stuff that’s on your mind,

all the stuff that isn’t right in this world,

all the stuff that isn’t right in your life,

all the stuff that should be but isn’t,

that you should have done but didn’t,

that you did but shouldn’t have,

that you want but don’t have,

and most of all ______________________. (Fill in the blank with your own current personal peace-stealer.)

I don’t claim to have the cure for the Tasmanian devil that’s running rampant all over your head. But sometimes you just want a little taste of “all’s right with the world,” just a taste of some positive in the middle of all the crazy.


This is your invitation to join me in an Advent adventure that’s practically guaranteed to bring more than a few tidings of comfort and joy.

Who cares?

So. The holidays are comin’ like a freight train.

And also like a freight train, they are loaded.

Loaded with joy. Or sorrow.

With hope. Or hopelessness.

With peace. Or stress.

Maybe you have too much to do. Or not enough to do.

Maybe you have family drama. Or not enough family to create drama.

Maybe you look forward to the next six weeks. Or maybe you just wish it were over.

Whichever side of the tracks you’re on this year, I have an invitation that will increase the joy you already feel, and also be some crazy good therapy for the blues you may be singing:

Tap into a passion of yours and use it to launch a Kindness Adventure.

Why not?

Have you ever in your life broken the law? Even a little break of a little law?

(Pause for a few great stories. I wish I could hear what’s happening in your head right now.)

Feel free to share the incriminating details below–if nothing else, to teach us all a lesson. Because that’s what I’m about to do.

Once upon a time, not too long ago, I got a ticket for making an illegal u-turn. This was because I didn’t see the sign…and that was because I was first in line at the stoplight, and the “no u-turn” sign was to my left and so high up, it wasn’t visible to the first car at the intersection. I thought I had a case, especially since my husband Ben had recently gotten out of his ticket by appearing and humble and respectful before the judge.

So I took pictures, got my little speech ready, dressed up in my most humble and respectful looking clothes, and headed off to court. When it was my turn, the judge was not interested in my story, nor was he interested in my pictures. “The sign’s there for a reason,” he said cruelly and inhumanely.

And I had a choice: pay the money or be sentenced to traffic school.

What’s over now?

Who doesn’t love a good breakup song?

So satisfying on a number of levels: full of torment and regret with just the right touch of revenge and strength.

Think Gloria Gaynor’s I Will Survive.

Or Garth Brooks’ Friends in Low Places.

Or Kelly Clarkson’s Stronger.

All great songs, reminding us that working though the process of acknowledging what’s over and taking steps forward is undeniably tough.

You can bet your angst-y Spotify playlist on it.

The good news is that, even though breaking up is hard to do, apparently there’s more than one way to do it.

Think Cry Me a River–two ways.

First, listen to Susan Boyle’s version here.

This woman is in bad shape. Her man done her wrong, and now he wants her back, but she’s having none of it. She’s so mournful and so low, she’s bringing us all down to melt in her puddle.

Somebody please scrape her off the floor and pour her into a chair, for crying a river out loud.

Now listen to Joe Cocker’s version here.

Same song. Same words. Same story. But oh, the attitude is crazy different.

Obviously, this guy is way further along. As in sass, attitude, energy. He is up and off the ground. The man has most definitely moved on, and is booking down the road with his bad self intact.

Don’t we all wish we could transfer directly from crisis to Cocker in one easy step?

Unfortunately, it doesn’t usually work that way.

If you had one year to get really good at something, what would you try?

You may have to think about this one, as you fight off the flock of boo-birds attacking your mind, but let’s suspend reality for a moment.

Imagine that you have no restrictions–time, money, opportunity–for one year, and instructions to get out there and get good at something that’s been lollygagging around in your soul for a while. What would you try?

Of course, some folks may have trouble suspending reality for any length of time.  And I understand the dilemma.

This is a risky exercise because, let’s face it, you may find that you’re terrible at the thing you want to do well. On the other hand, you may indeed get really good at it. Or, on the third hand, the whole adventure could evolve into a big ol’ surprise. For example:

What can you do when there’s nothing you can do?

People mean well, they really do.

And when a friend is in crisis, they appear at the scene of the suffering, armed with the best of intentions.

Sometimes, though–how can I put this delicately?–they screw up.

As in this, which actually happened:

My friends Fred and Ethel (names have been changed to protect the guilty) were great pranksters, and decided one day that it would be fun to take a sponge cake to their friends, Lucy and Ricky. And I do mean a sponge cake. As in, made out of a real sponge. They cut the sponge to look like a layer cake, iced it up with some chocolate frosting, placed it on a decorative plate and brought it to their friends as a gift. Then they waited a few days for a response.

In the meantime, Lucy and Ricky had some friends who’d had a death in the family and, as we know, the first response of most people to death is “bring food.” They were short on time, and decided to take Fred and Ethel’s beautiful untouched “sponge cake” to the grieving family as a sign of their care and concern.

Can you make friends with annoying?

Some people are more easily annoyed than others. Maybe you are one of those. If so, just know it’s you and your kind I’m talking to here.

Because there’s a very good chance that you can turn an annoyance into an adventure…if you don’t mess up like I did.

At a Zac Brown Band concert not long ago, three young people were seated in front of us: a very pretty girl and two guys. One was obviously her boyfriend; the other poor sap she flirted with occasionally so he wouldn’t feel like the fifth wheel that he was. At least that’s what it looked like.

Apparently the girl’s raison d’etre (at least that night) was to revel in jumping up and down, throwing her arms around her boyfriend, nuzzling her boyfriend, kissing her boyfriend (who acted like he wasn’t that into all her enthusiasm) and throwing Fifth Wheel an occasional bone by flinging her arm around him. And then more jumping up and down. (Not to the music, by the way. Just random jumping, jumping, jumping.)

To be clear, I am all about enthusiasm at concerts–dancing, singing along, hands in the air and all that.

But these people were right in my line of view, making it impossible to see the stage, and they were getting on my nerves because they (the jumping girl in particular) were not acting like they cared about the music at all–that fabulous music by my favorite band of all time.

I seriously considered texting JLL followed by my “issue,” but didn’t think anyone would respond to “obstructed view due to jumping, not even in time with music.”

But I wanted them to go away, or at least change seats. I wanted to tell them–her especially–to go to the grassy section and do their acting out.

The grass was closer to the bathrooms anyway, so they could make their many trips in far less time. And I would have an unobstructed view of the Zac Brown Band. (Did I mention they were my favorite band of all time?)

Because, of course, the concert was all about me.

Yes, I am old.

Anyway, when they started in with the selfies, at first I just rolled my eyes. But then, for reasons known only to God, my heart started to soften a little, and I asked myself, “Can you just make friends with it? This situation? These people?”

And suddenly, what I WANTED to do was photobomb one of their little selfies. I seriously considered sticking my head in between Jumping Girl and Fifth Wheel, and making a dumb face.

But I didn’t.

Because it was a risk: that I would look even goofier than they were acting. That they would be hostile or think I was crazy or–worst of all–old. (Too late.)

It makes me think about the risk of making friends in annoying, inconvenient circumstances. Maybe with a person who crosses your path. Or maybe even with the circumstances themselves. Or maybe with both.

I got it right once.

During our unfortunate stay at a shelter during a flood , we were completely irritated at having ourselves inconvenienced. After a while though, when it was clear that the circumstance wasn’t going to change, we made friends with others–people on the cots to our left and right, everyone frustrated because nobody wanted to be there. We all had places to be, things to do.

One lady we’d befriended the day before told us that she was trying to get to her mother, who was in hospice care. We did our best to comfort her, and all of us on cots in her corner of the gym formed a little support group–even more valuable when, the next day, we saw her with her head in her hands, crying.

Her mother had died, and she kept repeating through her tears, “I tried to get to her, I tried to get to her…”

And all our hearts synced up and broke together.

We huddled until we were released to go in the night, one person (strangers, remember) riding with her in her car through dark, unfamiliar territory, all of us staying in touch by phone until we were at our destinations the next day.

I still carry her name and number in my wallet.

And I should have let that experience guide my behavior, if even on a more superficial level, when I found myself in an inconvenient (and annoying) place with those nearby humans the night of that concert.

Because I am now sorry I didn’t follow my instincts, and photobomb the Three Mouseketeers in front of me.

Maybe we would have talked with each other. We probably would have actually liked each other. Maybe we could have been friends. Maybe they would have sent me the picture and I would have been able to share it with you.

Sad to say, I didn’t. That time.

But you can bet that the next time opportunity knocks, I will open that door, since I now know that some kind of adventure might be waiting on the other side.

And just to be sure, I have been practicing my photobomb techniques. These people are actually friends, and this was a happy (not irritating!) occasion, but whatever. I’m locked, loaded, and lying in wait for a choice annoying inconvenience.

How about you?

If you’re just joining us, check out the very first post (Your Epic Adventure Starts Here), where you’ll learn about starting a yearlong (52 questions) quest to practice living a life of adventure. As a bonus, you will also find the backstory for that ridiculous herd of buffalo on the header photo of this website…

Envy somebody?

Oh, this is a tricky one.

Surely you are acquainted with envy.

Because everybody knows what it’s like to want something they don’t have.

But envy has multiple personalities, one of them being the Good-For-Practically-Nothing kind, which often manifests itself in ridiculous ways, such as…oh, let’s say Hair Envy.

Of this I am guilty.

When I was in high school, I so admired the long, straight blondness  that was popular back then. I wanted the hair you see in the header photo above…but my reality was this fine 70’s stylin’ you see to the right. 

Yes, I could have let my hair grow long, but it was fairly wild and woolly. It may be a little hard to tell from this picture, but those rascally curls were lying in wait in that shag haircut, just trying to make a break for it. Growing it long would have made it fairly difficult to get through doorways at the time.

Or how about Age Envy, which may also be accompanied by Opportunities-Afforded-People-Younger-Than-You Envy? For instance,

I remember the day I realized I was too old to be Miss America.

Not that that was ever actually on the table, but still.

And as inane as that one sounds, I’ll bet you have some experience with at least one kind of Good-For-Practically-Nothing Envy yourself.

What’s your problem?

Houston, we had a problem.

When I saw The Cat staring at the refrigerator, I thought we had a mouse in our midst. But when the little thing darted out and zoomed into the living room, I could see it was not a mouse, but a chipmunk.

Typically we have a loose division of labor at our house. I take care of poop and puke. My husband takes care of insects and small, rogue mammals.

But that night I was alone. (The Cat = the most non-predatory feline ever)

Now before you read further, I can imagine that you’re already thinking of your own “uninvited animal in the house” story. I’m sure you handled it with grace and aplomb, intelligence and finesse.

I, however, am not you.